where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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