How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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