When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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