my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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