Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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