You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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