I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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