the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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