Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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