is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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