I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
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the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house