Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
you made out with another girl for some wings
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down