k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.