Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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