I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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