He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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