Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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