Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So here I am, sexting at work.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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