I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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