Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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