508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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