so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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