Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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