Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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