No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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