brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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