Do vagina's smell?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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