And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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