I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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