He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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