I hate all girls vehemently.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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