She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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