Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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