I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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