dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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