i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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