She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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