Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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