I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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