i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
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