You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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