this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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