Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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