What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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