Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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