Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
