the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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