speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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