I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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