She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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