is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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