You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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