new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
You did what with his pubic hair?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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