Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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