Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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