Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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