Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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