But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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