I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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